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曾有一位加达里模型师在联邦全息频道为这个广受喜爱的盖伦特战列舰模型打独家广告，大肆吹嘘它无以匹敌的精细度以及可能“需要自己组装一下”。 当买家最终收到货时，他们惊奇地发现翻遍了盒子里的合成土壤，最后找到的只是一个土豆，看来这个模型并不需要组装，只是还没有“成熟”罢了。

Available for a limited time on holonet exclusively in the Federation, this model of the widely loved Gallente battleship was advertised by a Caldari model maker, boasting unrivaled levels of detail and realism with “some assembly required.” When the model was eventually delivered across the border, most buyers were confused at having to dig into a box of synthetic soil, only to find that their model actually required more growth than “assembly” after coming to the realization that what they had actually paid for was quite literally, a potato.